Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha?
Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 486 views

Dava and Daru

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru? 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Warzish kia karo sehat k lye

Docter; achi sehat k lye roz warzish karo.
Pappu;hum roz cricket or footbal khelte hain
Docter;kab tak

Pappu;jb tak mobile ki battery low na ho jae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

English Tuition

Laloo goes to america for learning english.

After some days george bush calls rabri devi & told her "ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi

Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”

Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?

Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)