Pathan


Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!

Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 482 views
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