Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 245 views
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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.

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girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.

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AIK PATHAN BUS MAIN

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
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Larkion se dil lagana

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
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Banta: No Problem.
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Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
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GOLU: 2 Rotiya
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Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado...!

Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):"Nahi"

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