1 pathan JORAB lene medical store

1 pathan JORAB lene medical store par gayaor JORAB ka nam bhol gaya.
Dukandar: kia chahiay?
Pathan (apna Paoon table pe rakh kar): khocha is ki casing dedo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 247 views
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