Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 541 views

Molvi sahib

Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe
channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi,
hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar
check karo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband ki tasdeeq

Bv:mujhe apne husband pe shak hai wo roz kisi larki se milne jate hain.
Saheli:ab to kia kare gi?
Bv:kal hi tasdeeq k lye us k pecha apna boy friend lagati hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar
Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein

Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein Ek Theory Pesh Ki, Jiski Wajah Se Sara School Pagal Hote Hote Bacha.

Moon Is More Important Than Sun,

Because It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed.

& Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)