I Love You
Boy : Hey ! I Love You …
Girl : Awww… Then We Have Something In Common … !
Boy : We Both Love Each Other….??
Girl : No …!
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That We Both Love ME …
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 648 views
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