In a party a lady wantedto go

In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 401 views
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