Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 828 views

difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? 

Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?
stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.?
StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c...;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Troubles and Decisions

Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Student

Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain?
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Ans: Sirf 4
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1- Mairi wali
2- Tairi wali
3- Mairi bhabhi
4- Tairi bhabhi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)