wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 493 views

Pathan Ji, Aapne To Hadd Hi Kar Di

Pathan Ko Uss Ke Baap Ne Shaadi Ke Baad Suhagrat Par Gun Di Aur Kaha

Baap: “Agar Teri Biwi Kunwari Hui Toh Ek Hawai Fire Karna, Na Hui To Usay Goli Maar Dena.”

Pathan Ne Pahli Raat Hawai Fire Kiya Aur Doosri Raat Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mufeed mashwara

Zindagi me agr bahut pareshan ho to lambi rasi lo aur darhkht pe bandh k



jhola jholo.
Enjoy karo pagal zindagi keemati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Itefaq

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Navy mein kaam hai

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?

Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

peer baba

Peer:Bata agr koi Mannat
mangni ha to bta do.
Mureed:Plz mujhe phir se
unmarried wail zindagi day
dein.
Peer:Beta ‘Mannat’maango
‘Jannat’na maango..

by itrat batool (few years ago!)