Pathan
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf
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