Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they,
Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya
Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”
“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli
“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya
“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya
“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya
“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley
“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha
“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”
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