ust Friends: Never ask for food

ust Friends: Never ask for food
Best friends: Are the reason you have NO food
Just Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom
Just Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you
Just Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Best Friends: Keep your stuff for so long, you forget it was ever yours
Just Friends: Know about you
Best Friends: Could tell things about you you didnt even know yourself
Just Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say – I am home
Just Friends: Will help you when you fall over
Best Friends: Will jump on you and shout – Dog pile…
Just Friends: Are around for a while
Best Friends: Are for life
Just Friends: Say ‘love you’ in a joking manner
Best Friends: Say ‘i love you’ and they mean it
Just Friends: Will read this
Best Friends: Will steal this

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