Sardar Ji Ne Apni Girlfriend k Kaandhe Per Haath Rakha

Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 215 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Teacher:There is a frog

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar
Bola.
Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”
Makkhi Nahi Udi…
Fir Bola.
Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…
Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki,
Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati
Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The Bride After Her Engagement

The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa


Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?


Daughter:
Sympathy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
.
.

UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DEVDAS Of 2010..

DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur

Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Chor Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya



1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I always see spots before my eyes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:

Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Line Maarne Kay Tareeqy

Line Maarne Kay Tareeqy

For Both Boys and Girls

Line Maarne K bohat Se Tareeqy Hein
... Jin main Say 3 important Mandarja zail Hein
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1. Pencil Se.;)
2. Pen Se.,;-)
3. Marker Se;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mohabbat

Aik admi apni bewi ki qabar par kara zor zor se panka chala rahata aour rorahatha. Kisi na kaha itni mohabat. Bola ke marna wali kehkay gaye the ki meri qabar ki miti khoshk honai se pehle doosri shadi nahi karna. Kon kambakht har roz qabar par do balti pani dal kar chala jata hai.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Ek bachay ka school me

Pathan 100 k note

American boy: Dogs

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye ..

Pathan

Ullu aur shohar main kya Far..

Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai

Sardar Or Pathan

Tumhare papa ki maut kis tar..

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook