Sheikh sahab hajj pe gaye

Sheikh sahab hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne lagay..

“Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaf kar dae, warna! mere 2 lakh wapis karde”… :-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 261 views
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