Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola
Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,
Sardar Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga…;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 323 views
(Rated 5 Stars - 1 votes)
 

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