Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 535 views
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