Aik chor aik ghar main chori karne geya,
tajori per likha tha left side ka button dabaen,
chor ne woh dabaya tu alarm baj geya aur chor pakra geya,

judge: tum apni safai main keya kehna chao ge,

chor: bus itna hi k yeh dunya bari dhokey baz hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 539 views

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ne Pehlwan Ko Car Se Takkar Maar Di

1 Sardar Ne Pehlwan Ko Car Se Takkar Maar Di
Pehlwan Ne Sardar Ko Car Se Nikala aur Car Se 10 meter Door Khara Kr K Road Par 1 Line Lgai aur Kaha K
“AGAR Is Line Se Idhar Aya To Maar Dalun ga”
or Khud Danday Se Car Tornay Lga.
jb Car Ka kafi Nuqsan kr Lia to Peechay Mur K Dekha To Sardar Zor Zor Se Hans Raha Tha.
Pehlwan: Tum Q hans Rahe Ho?

SARDAR: Hanstay huwey
TU gaddi Torr Rya C ty Me 5 Wari Lane Cross Keeti A

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
.
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Moti aurat docter se

1 moti aurat docter se: suna hai khelne se motapa kam hu jata hai ,magr mujhe kiu farq nai para .
Dr:ap konsa khail khelti hu?
Moti:yassu panju.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have

Banta: My Dad Killed It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)