Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short
Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 539 views
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