ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 205 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai

Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai..

No.. No..
Here is Something New!!!!
GirlFriend Dil Ki Rani Hai..
Money Uska Ziwan Hai..
Hanth Lagaoge To Chillayegi..
Money Nikaloge To Pat Jayegi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
.
.
In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
.
.
.
But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
A boy asked a girl

A boy asked a girl
I LOVE YOU JAAN

Girl: I have a boy friend and also engaged

Boy (after thinking)
agar adjustment hoti hai to kar laina

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?

Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Nurse se



Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?

Nurse: Nahii
.
Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta ask santa

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student life

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Main tum se tabi shaadikarungi

Girlfriend to Naman: Main tum se tabi shaadi
karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Naman: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi
kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Boss:Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:To Get Married

Boss:What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:Your Daughter!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chhote: Tujhe pata hai

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se milunga

Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !

Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.

Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye

Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Cultural Difference

Santa Car ki Battery change

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot

Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Boy friend ...Husband

Divorce and Legal separation

M0BILE ki service

Pathan

I have the perfect son

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook