Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain
Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney chil laya, "Shamshad!" Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra. Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai? Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.
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