It Must Be Tough Spending

Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 253 views
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