Santa call to FM Radio I hv found wallet with Rs 15000 of Mr. Shyam
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 550 views

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?

What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man came home late at night after a party.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhare jevan ma 6 ladkiya ayen ge

Pundit:- Tumhare jevan ma 6 ladkiya ayen ge
Boy:- Wow kya bat hay
Pundit:- Zyada khush hone ki bat nahee
1 ghar wali aur 5 betiyan honge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs

Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.

Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)