Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se
Sardar:Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar:Fikr Se?
Frnd:Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar:Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se
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