20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?

1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:

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