Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the

Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the.
Sardar:Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?.
Phatan: Stars.Sardar:Es ka kya mtlb hova.
Phatan:Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi.
Sardar:U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 305 views
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