1 Sardar museum gya

1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 228 views
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