Khopri ka Istamal

Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

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