Wazan
Raju- papa main kal
School nahi jaunga..
.
Papa- kyun?
.
Raju- aaj school mein
Hamara wazan kiya gaya..
.
Papa- to??
.
Raju- aaj wazan kiya hai..
Kal bech diya to
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