Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

Ki Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 474 views

Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai

Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sana wd her amma

sana “ammi aap mujhe time nahi detien”. Ammi “beta tumhein time chahye to puri ghari le lo,lakin roo mat”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Student

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
.
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
.
Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)