Doctor help me,

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaazsunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 247 views
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