Ek Masom Larka

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
 Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 220 views
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