3 kamchor
1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.
Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.
Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 516 views
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