coldDrink pine ka mud
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 471 views
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