PATHAN naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop per surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER:is me quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN: gandi parri hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 469 views
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
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1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
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Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
2 Band Thy 1 Chalta Nahi Tha.
Jo Chalta Nahi Tha Us Ko 3 Machanics K Pass Lay Gaye .
2 Ko Kam Ata Nahi Tha, 1 Say Hota Nahi Tha.\
Jis Say Hota Nahi Tha, Us K 3 Shagird Thay.
2 Atay Nahi Thay, 1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha.
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha, Wo Wahi Shuru Wala Dost Tha,
Jis K 3 Dost Thay.
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Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote
Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.
Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.
Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“
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Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi.
Librarian: Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !!
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Neki kar k aise bhool jao
jaise
log shadi kar k
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The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.
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