Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls
Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching Daily serial
Husband: Who is she ??
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Wife: dont disturb me…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 626 views
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