Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 519 views

A man was seen fleeing down

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

“What’s the matter?” he was asked.

He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”

“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha

santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha

unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha

?agar tmhen kabhi kisi gadhhay ki zroorut ho toh
mujhay yaad ker lena !?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man came home late at night after a party.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Why are hurricanes normally

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)