Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 496 views
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