Honeymoon of sardar
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 626 views
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