AIK PATHAN BUS MAIN

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

Jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to pathan ghusse se Bola:

O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,
biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 339 views
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