Bhagwaan Aur Insaan
Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola,
india se America tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: bahot mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.
Aadmi bola: To phir aap meri biwi ko Bahot samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.
Bhagwan bole, sadak single banana hai ya double.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 540 views
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