Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 532 views

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Can you count from 0 to 10

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher : Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardarji proposes a woman

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

When the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize Pathan in School?


He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)