Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai
Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 507 views
Similar Jokes
Principal: Chaman tum class mein der se kyun aaye ho?
Chaman: Sir, gaadi puncture ho gayi thi….
Principal: To tumhe bus se aa jaana tha
Chaman: Socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?
Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,
Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,
Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo
Baghair Package k
"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0
by lescol (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?
STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.
TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" KRNy wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na KRNy wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)