Naukrani: Memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Memsahab: Chalo Jake Dekhte Hai.

Dono ek ke saath balcony pe aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani: Memsaheb, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 549 views

Pappu, Sher aur Bhagwan

Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny shairy

Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam
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lota hai too purana sanam

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!

Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Diwani Si Sunder Si

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:-"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)