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Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bar ghandhi ji k

1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,

Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?
Gandhi ji sharmaty howy bole inhy color kar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
angoor:log itne ganday hotay

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
love story

Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
1 bar ghandhi ji

1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,

Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Gandhi ji sharmaty howy bole inhy color kar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Believe it or not

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.

One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".

Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-Doosre Se Batate Hai.

Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba Lete Hai”

Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar Khate Hai”

Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Nigger & Sardar

A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.

Nigger: Why are all these people running?

Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is Common between

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
munna bhai

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know whois Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Gabbar: Gande.

Gabbar: Gande..!...
Samba: Tu ganda..!!...
Gabbar: Gande..!...
Samba: Tu ganda..!!......

Gabbar: Abbe namak haram GUN DE GUN!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Gandhi Ji

Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.

Rajinikant: “ Wah Re Bapu, KyaBody Hai! ”

Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)