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pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to
hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab
andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay
ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher

Teacher : who is the
father of ibn-e-sena ? After thinking
Pathan student replied : JOHN SENA.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Pathan culb me.

Pathan england me club pe chala gia . Wahan dance karne k bad bola yaar ye bta do ye shadi kis ka tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher to pathan

Teacher:ye tum books ki bajae kia le aae ho?
Pathan:ustad g ap ne hi kaha tha k kal tareekh parhaon ga is lye me celendor le aya hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
In a group 3 friends were explaining

'In a group 3 friends were explaining to their 4th Pathan friend that Pathan’s a....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pathan

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
.
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 shopkeeper

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
ry karo ke umar qaid ho

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Raat ko 1 admi

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
mun mai pani aana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aaj mai bus ke peche

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Molvi ne pathan se phocha

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain
Pathan: 3
Molvi: shabash kon kon se?
Pathan:
Shampo!
Sabun!
Or
Tolya!…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa
jati hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikari Aur Pathan

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil
Sakta hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo
Gay? Bhikari: G Han. Pathan: Acha to
Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)
Pathan Interview

Bank
manager ask the pathan in interview
Manager” what is Cyclone? Pathan: It
is the loan given by the bank to
purchase a Cycle.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)
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