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1 good aur 1 bad news hai

Dad :result ka kia howa
son:1 good news hai aur aik bad news hai.

Dad :kun kun si hain

son:good news ye k mein pas ho gaya hun.

Dad:bad news kia hai?
Son:good news galt hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum
mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
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Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho
diya hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
result card

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Morning exam eveing result

Producer:kuch aisa title btao k movie ka name sunte hi sab bache dar jaen,
director:morning exam evening result

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Police constable

Police constable to his son
"tumhara result acha nahee aya
Aj sy tumhara khelna & t.v band!"
Son:yeh 50 rupay pakro & mamla yaheen khatam kr

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance

Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance
Bada Mast Hai.
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai
Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye
Challange Kar Bethe.
Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane
Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.
Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair
Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"
DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ABBU Mat Kehna

Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana result?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Students and Their Favourite Songs...

SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...

TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...

SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...

GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...

ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....

EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...

RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...

PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...

FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
student life

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student life

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Police constable 2 his son:

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
vote

APP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JISS KO BHI DOO
LAIKEN WINNER RESULTS ?
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PERVEZ MUSHRAF ONLY

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
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