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Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
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"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga
kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat
kar!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 60th B'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya
he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO
yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya?
Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti
to kya mahfoos rahti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha
tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum
rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka
name chalta hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI
SANTA- TO KYA HUYA MERA BAAP BHI MARA THA
LEKIN ME NHI ROYA
BANTA -ABE TERA BAAP KYA ANDE DETA THA
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa
Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)