Humor; 1404 Jokes
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar
sakte ho ?
Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej
sakta hu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DO AALSI So Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.
1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:
CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab
Pakad lenge
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shohar: tmhari ami ki Mazak ki adat khatam nhi huwi na??
Biwi: q kia keh diya ami ne??/
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Shohar: aaj mujh se pochtein rhe thei k mere bêti se shadi kar k khush tau ho na???
:D
:D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI
HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK
USHA KA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast
near white house at 8 dis morning.
obama: nothing happened here.
musf:whats da time?
obama:7 o'clock
musf: sorry i"ll call u later
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The best shair written on A rickshaw!
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In an interview for a Govt. job.
Chairman: What can you do well?
Candidate: Nothing.
Chairman: Good. You are the right person for this
job.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte
Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo
Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte
Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo
Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye
gi!
Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?
Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile
bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka
toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa
raha hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)