Childrens; 368 Jokes

little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A kindergarden teacher

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to
the children seated on the floor around her,
absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean
them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look
really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different
when she takes her teeth out, too!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
DAD ENTERED

Dad Entered Son’s Room And Found Him Asleep.
Walked Closer, Caressed His Hair & BANG Slapped His Face And Said..
Last Seen On #Whatsapp 1 Min Ago

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Ek Bachay ka school main 7th class main

Ek Bachay ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher. beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Bacha. hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai..

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de 

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? 

Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa-Oye!what R U doing? 

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? 

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

 Santa-Why? 

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student: “Air Hostess!”

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai?? Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko? 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
baby born in pak

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha, Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon.... Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai! Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ? 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Padri nay bachay say poocha.

Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?

Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.

Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.

Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.

Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School


Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School

Ma Chutti Ho gai



School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon

Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola



Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?

Bacha

Police me bharti krwane.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik bacha apne baap ka naam

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam 1000 Watts kay bulb pay likh reha hota hai.
Baap bache se poachta yeh kya ker rahe ho?
Bacha: Aap ka naam roshan ker reha hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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