Childrens; 368 Jokes
pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat
pe gya.
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha:
haya nai aayi?
pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko
Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi
ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.
Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school
ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..
Student ho? Padte ho?'
Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy
Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy
Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi
Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy
... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
stomach…:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chhota bacha dukandar se : uncle
gora karne wali cream hai ?
Dukandar : haan hai beta.
Bacha : to saaley lagata kyu nahi.
main roz dar jata hu ....: P :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri: Mohabat K Nam
Pe Saza Mene Payi He Gor Frmaye
Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H Baki Sher
Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue
Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta
Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar
rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1
Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)